Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Cut the Spam slab in half, then in 1/4 inch slices. Unroll the crescent rolls and separate into 2 long rectangles. Pat the remaining preforations in the rectangles closed. Lay the Spam slices end to end down the middle of the dough from one short edge to the other. Bring the sides to lap over the Spam and seal with your fingers. Turn over the whole thing. Slice this into 1 to 1 1/2 inch sections and place seam side down on a cookie sheet. Repeat for the second piece of dough and the remaining Spam. Bake 15-20 minutes until golden brown.
for spushie (raw Spam) yum, yum. And We took this to a fancy cocktail party once and the Pig Newtons were gone before the shrimp! Serve with a good American Pale Ale, Geary's or Sierra Nevada if you are home-brew deprived.